WOKE CRYSTAL 3.0
WOKE CRYSTAL 3.0
Age restrictionAges 18 and up
About this event

YOU DREAM JOURNALED ABOUT IT. YOU DRAINED YOUR CHAKRAS MANIFESTING IT. WE SAW YOUR VISION BOARDS.

SO, WE’RE BACK β€” WITH OUR BIGGEST SHOW EVER β€”



WOKE CRYSTAL 3.0 – Getting Cancelled Is Our Kink

πŸ“… MAY 3rd & MAY 10th
⌚ Gallery 6PM | Doors 7PM | Show 8PM
πŸ“ The Chamber’s Project PACT THEATRE


This show is –

very  sketch forward

very  live, laugh, ego death

very  wrapped in a BIPOC-owned smudge stick

very  safe space

very  woke


HOSTED BY Judy Merrick AND Rena Blair. AND, it’s our 15th show –
which means we are technically old enough to make a lot of questionable decisions -
(just like you when you buy a ticket for this show)

You’ve been warned.


TWO NIGHTS – 10 COMICS – STAND UP COMEDY – ALL ORIGINAL SKETCHES – GUEST INTERVIEWS –
AND LOTS AND LOTS OF SURPRISES!


WE’RE BRINGING YOU THE BEST LOCAL COMICS FROM GRASS VALLEY AND SACRAMENTO
FOR TWO WILD NIGHTS OF UNHINGED COMEDY.
ARTIST ANNOUNCEMENTS COMING SOON.



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PRESALES AVAILABLE UNTIL 3/24

 

$60   -    SACRED G VIP - Reserved front row seating in plush couches plus two drink tickets. Only 10 available.

$20   -   ONE GUEST - ONE NIGHT 

$35   -   ONE GUEST - BOTH NIGHTS




disclaimers

Buying tickets early is highly encouraged, our shows typically sell out fast.

Tickets are interchangeable with email confirmation ONLY.

Each night is similar, but not exactly the same.

Prices will increase in April.

WATCHING β€˜WOKE CRYSTAL 3.0’ MAY CAUSE SEXINESS




Let’s experience pure comedic transcendence, together.

Love, ReRe and Judy