YOU DREAM JOURNALED ABOUT IT. WE DRAINED YOUR CHAKRAS MANIFESTING IT. THE VISION BOARD IS VISION BOARDING…LFG!

— THE NEXT GREAT SHOW and THE CHAMBERS PROJECT PRESENT —

WOKE CRYSTAL 3.0 - Getting Cancelled Is Our Kink

📅 Saturday MAY 3rd & Saturday MAY 10th

⌚ Gallery 6PM | Doors 7PM | Show 8PM

📍 The Chambers Project PACT THEATRE | 627 East Main St Grass Valley

hosted by Judy Merrick and Rena Blair

TWO NIGHTS — 10 COMICS — SKETCH COMEDY — STAND UP COMEDY — GUEST INTERVIEWS —

AND LOTS AND LOTS OF SURPRISES!

F E A T U R I N G all original sketches with

Judy Merrick

Rena Blair

Ryan Wink

Alexis Nicole

Sky Seals

Rachel Hall

plus SURPRISE GUEST APPEARANCES

AND stand up comedy with —

MAY 3rd

CASEY BURKE (GV)

MIKE CELLA(SAC) HEADLINING!

MIKE CELLA

and a

L I V E

I N T E R V I E W

W I T H Brian Chambers

MAY 10th

AND musical guest Ryan Wink!

PLUS Elixart is PREMIERING their beverage truck on MAY 10th at the show!

Woke Crystal 3.0 is COMING IN HOT and we are not effing around this time.

You asked for a good time, and now you’re gonna get it.

this show will be —

very sketch forward

very live, laugh, ego death

very locally foraged punchlines

very wrapped in sustainably sourced palo santo

very (un)woke

very big divine energy

very safe space

very interdimensional wisdom & chaos

ALL TAKING PLACE IN THE BEAUTIFUL AND SPACIOUS PACT THEATRE AT THE CHAMBERS PROJECT!

ELIXART WILL BE PREMIERING THEIR DRINK TRUCK ON MAY 10TH!!

COME GET ROASTED, Nevada County! You all asked for it!

it will be a night of comedy FOR THE BOOKS.

A-HO

Love, ReRe and Judy

WARNING : WATCHING ‘WOKE CRYSTAL 3.0’ MAY CAUSE SEXINESS

📵 All healing is temporary. Results may vary. Especially for Geminis.

✨ Absolutely zero crystals were harmed, colonized, or misgendered in the making of this event.

🌀 Not FDA-approved, but heavily vibe-checked.
💅 May cause temporary ego dissolution.

ARTIST SPOTLIGHTS💎 💎 💎 💎 💎 💎

disclaimers

May 3rd and May 10th tickets are interchangeable with an email confirmation ONLY.

Both nights of comedy are similar but not identical —

expect each night to have mostly the same sketches but different

stand up comics and surprise guests.

OUR SEPTEMBER SHOW WAS STANDING ROOM ONLY!

We definitely did not expect that to happen and we understand it was hard for some people.

Thank you for standing thru the whole show! Buying tickets ahead of time and arriving early is highly recommended

BUT we guarantee a seat for everyone at Woke Crystal 3.0.