WOKE CRYSTAL 3.33

BIGGER. BADDER. STICKIER.

• Saturday, September 20th •

One Night Only

IF YOU LIKED WOKE CRYSTAL 3.0, YOU’RE GONNA LOVE WOKE CRYSTAL 3.33

THE TWO TIMES SOLD OUT SHOW IS BACK! WITH NEVER BEFORE SEEN SKETCHES!

ONE NIGHT OF UNFORGETTABLE SKETCH COMEDY THAT ROASTS

PERFORMATIVE WOKENESS AND THE CULT OF WOO

NOTHING CENSORED. NOTHING REDACTED. NOTHING COLONIZED.

“RELEASE THE WOKESTEIN FILES!”

+  HOSTED & PRODUCED BY JUDY MERRICK & RENA BLAIR

+  FEATURING THE NEXT GREAT SHOW CAST — RYAN WINK, ALEXIS NICOLE, & SKY SEALS!

+  PLUS COSMO MERRYWEATHER & HEIDI GRASS + MORE SURPRISE GUESTS!

+  & back by popular demand — MUSICAL GUEST — TRUCK! (iykyk)

+  DUST FREE ORGY TENT (orgy tent not provided)

+  FUNNIER THAN LAST TIME (we promise)

+  WOKER THAN LAST TIME (duh)

+  STICKIER THAN LAST TIME (someone's dad might get arrested)

+ THE ONLY THING GETTING CANCELLED IS BAD VIBES…

NEVADA CITY!

WE ARE COMING FOR YOU!

Saturday, Sept 20 • One Night Only

Doors 7pm | Show 8pm  

The Historic Nevada Theatre | 401 Broad Street | Nevada City, Ca 

tickets on sale now!

ALL TAKING PLACE IN THE BEAUTIFUL HISTORIC NEVADA THEATRE!

CLICK HERE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THIS INCREDIBLE VENUE!

- WE ARE SO GRATEFUL TO OUR COMMUNITY -

- THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING THE ARTS IN NEVADA COUNTY -

After the first 5 totally sold out shows, The Next Great Show is back, with more of their wild & crazy antics!

WOKE CRYSTAL 3.33 — BIGGER. BADDER. STICKIER.

Think you’ve seen it all? Well, then you must be some kind of badass. But, there might be like, one or two things you’ve never seen before? Maybe?

Get ready for a night of UNHINGED & UNFORGETTABLE RITUAL COMEDY THEATRE with drink specials & concessions at the historic Nevada Theatre!

Our shows usually sell out fast, so, if you want to come, AND WE WANT YOU TO COME, please consider getting tickets NOW.

GENERAL ADMISSION TICKETS ARE FIRST COME FIRST SERVED

RESERVED SEATING AVAILABLE AT CHECKOUT

CONTACT ORGANIZER FOR REFUNDS

REFUNDED TICKETS DO NOT INCLUDE FEES

NO PRESALES

AGE 18+

SPONSORED IN PART by PACT - Psychedelic Art and Culture Trust

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Thank you to all of our fans & followers! Your support means everything to us!

This will be our 16th show & we do it for all of you!

Thank you!

ascend together or linger in spiritual low-ass vibes forever,

RERE & JUDY

A-HO

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A PORTION OF TICKET SALES WILL GO TO REHOMING NEGLECTED KOMBUCHA SCOBYS

IF YOU CAME TO WOKE CRYSTAL 3.0 ON MAY 3RD OR MAY 10TH

YOU GET A FREE DRINK AT THIS SHOW.

Non Alcoholic Beverages Available

WOKE CRYSTAL 3.33 IS ALL THE TOP SKETCHES OF WOKE CRYSTAL 3.0 PLUS A LOT OF NEW STUFF

EMAIL US WITH A COPY OF YOUR TICKETS FROM WOKE CRYSTAL 3.0 FOR A FREE DRINK TICKET.

WANT SOME SOME FREE SH*T? THENEXTGREATSHOW@GMAIL.COM

QUESTIONS OR CONCERNS? THENEXTGREATSHOW@GMAIL.COM

WANNA PREORDER A HAT? THENEXTGREATSHOW@GMAIL.COM

ABSOLUTELY NO ONE UNDER 18 ALLOWED, THAT INCLUDES BABIES.

ZERO CRYSTALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS SHOW.

HEALING IS CONSENSUAL, EGO DISSOLUTION IS OPTIONAL.

WOKE CRYSTAL 3.33 MAY CAUSE SEXINESS.