
On the third day, They rose… and so did our mimosas! 🍾✨ Join us for the 17th Annual Easter Brunch Garden Party: 420 Edition, where the Easter Bunny is serving up eggs filled with very special treats. 😉💨
🌿 What’s Hoppin’:
🍽️ Delicious Brunch Spread
🥂 Mimosas
🐰 Egg Hunt (with surprises inside!)
⏰ Time: 11am ‘til we ascend
🚀 The Afterlife: After brunch, we’re taking the party to El Rio for Daytime Realness—because what’s a resurrection without a proper second coming? 🌈✨
Let us know if you’ll be hopping by! 🐇💖 Buy your ticket ahead of time here
By attending this 17th Annual Easter Brunch Garden Party, you hereby agree to the following non-negotiable terms:
1️⃣ Be Fabulous. Drab attitudes will be escorted out by an aggressively glittery Easter Bunny. 🌈✨
2️⃣ Have Fun. Failure to comply may result in mandatory mimosa refills until your mood improves. 🍾🥂
3️⃣ Good Vibes Only. If you bring drama, the only thing getting resurrected will be our ability to ignore it. 🕊️💅
4️⃣ You Must Be Open to New Experiences. Whether it’s a new brunch dish, a mystery egg surprise, or a spontaneous dance battle—embrace the unexpected. 🔥🎭
5️⃣ Thou Shalt Not Judge. This is a sanctuary of self-expression. Whether you’re in full drag, bunny ears, or still wearing last night’s mistakes—we welcome all disciples of joy. 🐰💖
6️⃣ Find Joy in All Parts of Life. Even when you lose the egg hunt. Even when you spill your mimosa. Even when the after-party at El Rio turns into a religious experience. 🍳🙏
7️⃣ Consent is Sexy. Always ask before touching someone’s ears, mimosa, or, well, anything else. Enthusiastic “YES” energy only. 🔥
8️⃣ Hydrate and Elevate. Water is just as essential as champagne. Trust us, future-you will thank you. 💦🥂
9️⃣ No Resurrection Required. But if you need a post-brunch nap before El Rio, we won’t judge. (Okay, maybe a little.) 😴
By entering the premises, you accept these terms and conditions in full, with no refunds, no complaints, and absolutely no bad vibes. Violators will be sentenced to an eternity of basic-ness.
Now grab a mimosa and get your resurrection on! 🌿🐣🥂
